starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

echodigital:

hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

image

taggedrne:

mom: how r u doing in school??

me: image

gayblowjob:

i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep

cosplaining:

"the bible says adam and eve"

yeah ok because that went so well

hiddeninthought:

1. Purple Pants Band
2. Marching Stick Band
3. Rolley Box Regiment
4. French Bendy Leg Band
5. Balloon Band
6. Marching Tree Band
7. Super Secret Bendy Leg Band
8. Baby Powder Band
9. Helicopter Band
10. Blue Ball Band
11. Marching Beer Band
12. Spooky Spell Band

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

pccyms:

It was implied that during the rock out section… we should rock out.

So we did. 

avucado:

let’s play the “how much time can i waste before i start crying about how stressed i am because im procrastinating my life away” game

melodious:

Artist:   *      |      melodious